Being a parent-child's play! Add a pub, two dogs, a colostomy bag, coeliac disease and countless other things and you have Tummy Troubles and Other Stories. My views, news and whatever catches my eye.
Thursday, 21 February 2008
I have just thought of a brilliant new invention. I have decided to make a full body cast of myself and strap it on to rockers. I will dress it in my clothes, put my moisturises, make up, perfum etc on it, on the fron it will have a baby harness, which whenever Felix wakes up, every half an hour or so, it seems at the moment, I can put him in it and it will rock him back to sleep. It will be ergomically tested so he can stay it in all night if he needs to. I think I am on to a winner here, it will make millions.
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