Rain Rain Rain

Raining and miserable nearly all day so have been cooped up watching films and trying to decide what to do with a massive stockpile of vintage clothes that aren't too fabulous, any ideas??? Question- If your health visitor gave you advice which you knew to be rubbish, what would happen if you told her this and gave her the correct information? Or in the words of hubby if you turned round and told her to f**k off?